Moments into the very first level of Kirby’s Return to Dream Land Deluxe, I’m cleaving into the stage with a giant sword. The pink puffball’s mighty blade slices through a platform made of rock like it’s swiss cheese. Any Waddle Dees directly in my path are thrown up into the air and splat onto the screen, breaking the fourth wall, as if cracking the display on my Switch OLED. It’s absolute carnage. Move over Cloud Strife, your Buster Sword’s got nothing on Kirby’s weapon of destruction.
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