Rodney Dangerfield Quotes – CelebQuote
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About ugly psychiatrist crazy) My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay,...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About wife marriage interrupt) I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About urine olive drink alcoholic) I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About politician honest) I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About phone girl) A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About ridiculous psychiatrist hate) I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About wife jealous calendar) My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About thin fat) I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
