Rodney Dangerfield Quotes – CelebQuote
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About thin fat) I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About ugly psychiatrist crazy) My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay,...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About wife marriage interrupt) I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About urine olive drink alcoholic) I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About politician honest) I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About phone girl) A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About ridiculous psychiatrist hate) I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote (About wife jealous calendar) My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know...
