Ted (2012) Quote (About White trash name Tami Lynn guessing girl names Becky)


Ted (2012) Quote (About White trash name Tami Lynn guessing girl names Becky)
Ted (2012) Quote (About White trash name Tami Lynn guessing girl names Becky)

Ted: I met a girl; she’s a cashier.
John: No way! That’s awesome! We should fuckin’ double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what’s her name?
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don’t fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
Ted: Do you see me fuckin’ with you? I’m completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I’m gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin’ buzz it, okay? You got me?
Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin’ *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a “Lynn” after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn…
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!

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