Stan is a bully for one of three reasons… [while playing with Stan’s basketball] One… underneath all that male bravado, there’s an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two… like a caveman, Stan’s brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three… Stan has a small wiener.
17 Again (2009) Quote (About underdeveloped Stan small wiener food court caveman bully basketball)